Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 January 2009

Dear Dairy (i cant spell but i fink its how u speel it)

I have had a dumb day. First of all, I made a public speech and farted while i paused and i got kicked out i cried for about a week or two.

my wife michelle dumped me so now im with hillary clinton my wrinkly wife.

hillary needs to wash herself in the drier and put some detergent on herself

on election day, i farted and sh-t my pants and a brown trail was on my butt the whole time. i WON the election.

i went on the train for inaugust-tretere something day. i played my psp and lost and smashed it and nwo hillary is president but shes my wife.

i was caught at home having sex wif marge simpson n hillary dumped me. then i had gay wif homer n marge dumped me.

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