Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 February 2009

You know that Monday morning feelin', when you have to get back to work? (Well, Ok, a million more of America's citizens don't get to worry about it anymore but hey!)

Feelin' a bit blue this mornin'. The Chief of Staff phoned and said that there'd been a hiccup gettin' my Moon Buggy built. Seems they can't get the leopard skin seat covers. And they can't do the Low Rider effect I wanted. Somethin' about the moon being covered in rocks n stuff.

The Senators have sent a delegation to see me about my Stimulus Bill. They reckon they can swing it if I drop it down to $700bn or so. Better than nothin I guess. Get some of my brethren off of Welfare.

Michelle has washed my new Captain Kirk outfit and the badges have all run. Typical. She's a looker but she's ruined more clothes than anyone I know.

Bin savin' the best news 'til last. Lionel Ritchie has said yes to joining my Administration. Puttin' him in as Chief of Soul. He's gonna put a bit of soul into the Star Spangled Banner.

The marine who threatened me with the lawsuit has backed down. My counter/threat of a tour of duty in Kabul seems to have done the trick.