Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 September 2013

There are no premier league fixtures because of the international break.
Normally, I will go to France, maybe commentate on an international fixture for French tv.

Other times I will stay home, read a book, or go to the national gallery to admire some art. Occasionally, I will venture to a lapdancing club with Sven.

Today I have dug up the allotment and planted some new seeds for the autumn and winter. Hopefully by next spring, we will have some nice home grown tomatoes and we can live our dream of being self sufficient like Tom and Margo in the Good Life.

If only we could grow footballers in a similar style, instead of having to spend £42 million!!