Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

After a super September when I guided Arsenal to the top of the Premier League by winning every match, qualified for the champions league (that may have been august - but hey who's keeping score) and signed Mesut Ozil for £42 million from under the noses of Tottenham, Chelsea and Man United - I have been named Manager of The Month.

I am even more famous than Miley Cyrus right now! At last, no more media reports about 8 years without a trophy. MANAGER OF THE MONTH IS A TROPHY!