Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

As well as Mesut Ozil for £42 million, yesterday I signed Palermo goalkeeper Emiliano Viviano on a season-long loan.

He plays in Serie B but has 6 caps for Italy. I suppose its a bit like when Steve Bull played for England when Wolves were in the third division. Actually I only signed him because I like his name. It rhymes. And it will be easier to pronounce than wossyneck stressyneck, my current goalkeeper.

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