Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 September 2013

It is done. The transfer Window is closed. I, Arsene Wenger, have thrown caution to the wind and spent £42 million pounds on one player.

YES £42 MILLION POUNDS - 50 MILLION EUROS ON ONE PLAYER!

Mesut Ozil. From Real Madrid. Obviously it looks like a panic buy in the last hour of the last day of the transfer window, but I always had my towel down from early morning for the German international.

I sold the club very well to him. Despite us not winning a trophy for eight years, I told the third generation Turk that there are lots of good kebab shops on the Holloway Road and he said "cok guzel" and signed immediately. I think he likes kebab.