Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 September 2013

There are allegations that one of our coaches has made money betting that Mesut Ozil would be joining Arsenal in the transfer window.

I had nothing to do with this. I did not make any money on this.
Maybe my wife, my brother, my cousin, my uncle, aunt, and everybody else in my family, but I personally? NO NO NO...

Anyway Ozil hasn't played a game for us yet? What If I wake up tomorrow and it was all a dream - like when Bobby Ewing returned to Dallas?

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