Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 August 2013

Champions League Draw: Group F.
Arsenal, Marseille, Napoli, Borussia Dortmund.

We recently welcomes Napoli to London for the Emirates Cup, but they repaid our hospitality by hijacking the transfer of Gonzo Higuain from us. Borussia Dortmund were last years beaten Champions League finalists (at Wembley to fellow Krauts Bayern Munich). Last season was a flash in teh pan for them it will not happen again. I think we will qualify as group winners and the second place will be between Napoli and Dortmund.

Marseille are not a problem as I know everything there is to know about French football and French players. Except of course, for Jonathan Tehouie, who scored the Leyton Orient equalizer against us in the 2010 FA Cup 4th round match.