Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Whiles talks with Robin are ongoing, and no new developments on Yann M'Vila I've set my sights on Nigel De Jong from Manchester City.

With him not getting enough games for City I think he is keen to join us and it will make a change from them poaching all our players!

De Jong is Dutch so if RVP stays he will feel at home, and maybe Dennis (Bergkamp) will also put in a word for us.

If all else fails, I'll get Nigel Winterburn to give him a call - we are nothing if not fair on giving players called Nigel a chance!

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