Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 June 2012

Saturdays group of death featured Arsenal forwards past present and future.

Noclass Bendtner and Robin Van Persie both started as Denmark upset Holland 1-0. Bendtner use to say that he was the best striker in the world - when in reality he wasn't even the best striker in Arsenal reserves.

In the evening kick off my new signing Lucas Podolski gave a good showing as Germany beat Portugal. I should try to sign a forward from Portugal and have one in each camp - perhaps Cristiano Ronaldo will take a £150,000 a week pay cut to rejoin the Premier League?

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