Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

My good friend Noel Edmonds has been busy over the last week.

A student made a group on facebook 'Please kill Noel Edmonds' a bit harsh all because he has a beard.

Anyway, Noel complained to police and facebook and they tracked the creator of the group down to a university in Canterbury - and the student ended up crying and apologising. And get this - Noel gave him money to complete his studies!

Maybe Noel will help me bu some new players for Arsenal in the next transfer window?