Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 April 2012

Yesterday was April Fools Day, although to be honest i was still feeling a fool from losing 2-1 to QPR on saturday.

The Sun on Sunday (surely a newspaper that replaced the News Of The World is an April Fool in its own right) printed a story saying that Arsenal were producing a perfume that smelt of the Emirates Stadium.

'The fragrance blended the whiff of the freshly-cut grass with the scent of manager Arsene Wenger's leather dugout chair and Robin van Persie's hair products'

A good effort, but actually it may catch on. A Harry Redknapp fragrance could smell of Monaco, Rosie(47) the pitbull and untaxed money.
A Chelsea managers fragrance would smell of oil on a squeaky managers revolving door. And West Ham's would just smell of bullturd.


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