Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 31 March 2012

QPR 2 (Diakite Taarabt) Arsenal 1 (Walcott)

Well our first defeat in seven games, and I blame my former player Ian Wright. His son Shaun plays for Rangers, and three weeks ago he said that QPR had a tough run of fixtures including Liverpool, us, Manchester United, Tottenham, Chelsea - would not win another game and would be relegated at the end of the season.

The following game they beat Liverpool 3-2 (after trailing 2-0)
And now they have beaten us.
Ian Wright Wright Wright was wrong wrong wrong!