Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Zees weekend we will entertain Mancester City at the Emirate Stadium.

The City CEO called and asked if I would like lunch with him.

At the lunch, I assumed he would be talking about buying Van Persie in the summer, but no...

He put a suitcase on the table, before the soup arrived - very uncouth. He asked me to look after the suitcase for him - maybe take it to Monaco and open an account for my dog.

Very strange, but he explained with City 5 points behind United, they really need to win the match between our sides.

The suitcase was locked, and he never told me the combination. I think he will tell me on sunday after the match.

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