Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 April 2012

There were no excuses for yesterdays 2-1 defeat to lowly QPR.

But I did practise my angry face at the cameras, and rolled out a few cliches winning £10 off my assistant Pat Rice.

"We must bounce back in our next match"
" My players were too - 'ow yoo say - complacent"
"We 'ave to improoooove our attitude"
"We were beaten in too many domains"
"This performance was not good enough"

Media trained in the art of saying nuffin'...
Instead of bothering with post-match interviews they should just give us a form with boxes to tick.

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more