Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 September 2003

I'm totally shocked that so many people don't like me. I came right out and asked them:

"Come on," I said, "I get so much abuse and mental torture, I simply must know what you think of me"

I said this to the whole common-room at school. They looked at me as though I was a Vomit Pizza. Then they turned away and carried on their conversations.

My friend Mikie told me that no-one had paid me any attention. He said that it wasn't that they didn't like was just that they didn't care to even form an opinion about me.

Life sucks, and so do Mikie's attempts at making me happy.

I also saw a girl today who is really ugly looking, but I could totally dig her.

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