Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 June 2003

I'm writing my diary from my death bed today. Not actually my death bed - that would be some foolish romantic dream! - no, I am simply very ill having contracted some deadly disease from my younger sister.

I wish it were a deadly disease. That would teach all those who laugh at me and put me down, a very strict lesson. Then after death I would float as a ghostly cloud over their souls and watch them mourn and regret. Ha! Twould be a great day indeed.

However, for now I am contained within my shell of a bedroom, unable to explode with the brilliance I know I can. My head aches and my stomach is sore. I have also had 3 nosebleeds and my bedsheet looks a little like I have performed some kind of ritual.

Mum and Dad are still on my back about not doing chores and so on around the house. But I'm all like:

"You guys are oppresive neo-communists" and stuff. They don't like that, so that's why I do it.

Getting another nosebleed, must rush.

Devil Prince.


Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
47 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more