Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 May 2003

Walking home today, I happened upon an old friend of mine. She noticed me, I'm sure she did. However, we passed each other without looking at each other. I wish I were more confident! I have achilles eyes, they are my weak point because they always look down.

Someone once said that I had nice eyes. I was eight or nine - something like that. I was on holiday with my parents (which, because I was younger, didn't suck). Anyway, on the climbing frames of this really cool playground type area, I was talking to this spanish girl. We ended up becoming like best friends just in 1 day. She had to go home that day, otherwise I could see myself still going out with her today - maybe we'd even be married, LOL!. Anyway, she said I had nice eyes. But now I just turn my eyes down, away.

This week has been very awkward. School is like hell at the moment, what with my friends all going crazy on me and ignoring me. Not totally ignoring me, I suppose, but it's like they always have something else on their minds. I bet it's that new girl who joined the sixth-form from another school. She's got long black hair with a glow of purple about it, piercing eyes, she always wears great clothes. I guess if she's got the money, why not wear good clothes? She's probably the coolest non-blonde, jock-type, girl in the school. But personally I think she's an ugly whore and they're all crazy. I guess I'm just not into getting a girlfriend at the moment. Which isn't to say I'm gay. I thought about it once, for a few hours, about whether I was gay. But it turns out that I wasn't.

I'd better leave it. Mum's shouting for me to get off the internet because she wants to call my aunt.

Night night -

Devil Prince Charming

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