Pakistan, Ratters: Following the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, the former prime minister of Pakistan in the evening of December 27th, there will be no celebrations in the streets of Pakistan to usher in the New Year, except for ma...
New York, Rioters: Following the receipt of shockingly accurate reports from the FBI, and after a series of unfortunate mishaps that could have been inadvertently avoided, the NYPD today arrested the famous cat burglar who was believed to be terroriz...
In recent happenings from the quiet, quaint Bulgarian town of Velika Tarnovo, four women have solemnly sworn to kick butt and keep their streets safe.
(A corn field in the USA, Rioters) - Farmers across the country today sharpened their pitchforks and gathered around cornfields, barring the way of the 'Smallville' crew to plow through, to shoot scenes for their upcoming 26th season. The far...
The World Health Organization and UNAIDS said circumcision should be added to current interventions to reduce the spread of HIV. However, the recommendations only apply to countries where rates of heterosexual transmission is high. Countries breeding...
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