Screen Name: Ugly Fat Guy
Ugly Fat Guy has published 6 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 27th December 2007
Spoofing since: Wednesday 28th March 2007
Location: A developing country
Profile: I'm normal & uncool...
& I get turned off by bad breath, baby talk, clingy people, large muscles on women, sweaty palms, lizards as pets, braided armpits.. And basically, everything else..
I'm forever on a quest to discover the self..
Emotional to the extent of confusing people..
I use satire & sarcasm as a sad excuse for humour, always at the expense of other underprivileged people..
Music is my best friend!
I'm moody & very hard to figure out..
In short, I'm condemned to a life of celibacy because I'm plagued by a horde of complicated issues.. & more so, because I choose to be what I am..
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