Sources today revealed an internal NFL memo, which picks the Super Bowl XXXVIII champion before the game is even played.
Keanu Reeves was released from jail today after paying a massive six million dollar bail.
In a new campaign strategy move, Howard Dean is now presenting himself as a sane and normal person.
Japanese government officials released documents today outlining an insidious plot propagated against chickens by the feline population of Japan. The horrible Asian bird flu that has killed millions of chickens across Asia is apparently a biological...
In an unprecedented move, a Florida judge ordered Rush Limbaugh's dental records unsealed. Prosecutors wanted Limbaugh's records opened to see if he "dentist shopped" to get his cavities filled.
AN OVERJOYED and proud Russell Crowe produced the missing link that evolutionary scientists have been searching for over a century.
Early Tuesday morning the Los Angeles County sheriffs department raided actor Keanu Reeves' Hollywood estate. The raid took place after an anonymous tip made the week before. Reeves was taken out in hand cuffs and animal control officers carted off d...
Saint's wide receiver Joe Horn, was found Wednesday curled up in a fetal position in the bathroom at his home. He was naked and shivering and was quoted as saying, "I want my mommy." His friends who found him were surprised that the quiet and humble...
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