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Topics: Dollar, Keanu Reeves

Wednesday, 21 January 2004

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Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves was released from jail today after paying a massive six million dollar bail.

Reeves, who is charged with 87,000 counts of animal endangerment, resisting arrest, and possession of a hand gun without a license, refused to speak with reporters as he walked to his limousine and whisked away.

Reeves' attorney released the following statement. "My client is an animal lover, with a proven track record of giving money to animal rights organizations. He will be acquitted on all charges."

The charges stem from a raid on his home last month.

In related news, the officer that was injured in the raid was released from the hospital today. He had suffered a scratched cornea and a broken eye socket after a mouse was thrown at his eye. He is expected to make a full recovery.

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