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Funny story: "Quit Shmit - There's Nothing Unhealthy About Smoking"

"Quit Shmit - There's Nothing Unhealthy About Smoking"

(AP) Pittsburgh, PA -- Local Doctor Reveals Truth About HealthScare. Dr. Armand Kowapalski made an astonishing announcement today to the Surgeon General, FDA, and local reporters. "Not only is it okay to smoke - it's also h...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Poses Nude

Rosie O'Donnell Poses Nude

(AP) New York, NY -- O'Donnell Figurine Hits Skeptical Market The 45 year old star of A League of Their Own, a day time talk show and most recently The View, has decided to shed her moo-moo and let it all hang o...
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Funny story: Mr. Bubble Recall: Over Six Million Sold

Mr. Bubble Recall: Over Six Million Sold

(AP) New York, NY - Platex Infant Care Products made a shocking announcement early Friday morning. It had discovered that over 6 million bottles of the popular bubble-bath product Mr. Bubble contained deadly amounts of hydrochloric, sulfuric and or...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Buried On Freeport Beach

Anna Nicole Smith Buried On Freeport Beach

(AP) Freeport, Bahamas - Anna Nicole Smith was finally laid to rest today on a secluded beach in Freeport. Her remains will remain where she apparently wanted them to…stay.
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Funny story: eBay To Auction Michael Jackson's Old Nose

eBay To Auction Michael Jackson's Old Nose

(AP) San Jose, CA - In an unprecedented announcement, eBay will, "auction off the 1975 version of Michael Jackson's nose," president and CEO Meg Whitman told reporters at a Thursday morning press conference. The nose, which made its final appearance...
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Funny story: Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

(AP) Los Angeles, CA - Britney Spears, joining the ranks of gal pals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has checked herself into rehab. Spears could not be reached for comment this morning but her mother told reporters, "oops - sh...
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Funny story: Christ Strikes Back - Calls Cameron An "F-in Liar"

Christ Strikes Back - Calls Cameron An "F-in Liar"

(AP) Heaven - Jesus Christ has come forth to assure us all that he is in fact, in Heaven "chillin' wit my pops."...
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NYPD snorts of derision at latest drug story

Apparently a 'baffled' FIT student found10 pounds of coke in her luggage and voluntarily turned it in

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