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"Quit Shmit - There's Nothing Unhealthy About Smoking"

Funny story: "Quit Shmit - There's Nothing Unhealthy About Smoking"

(AP) Pittsburgh, PA -- Local Doctor Reveals Truth About HealthScare. Dr. Armand Kowapalski made an astonishing announcement today to the Surgeon General, FDA, and local reporters. "Not only is it okay to smoke - it's also h...

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Rosie O'Donnell Poses Nude

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Poses Nude

(AP) New York, NY -- O'Donnell Figurine Hits Skeptical Market The 45 year old star of A League of Their Own, a day time talk show and most recently The View, has decided to shed her moo-moo and let it all hang o...

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Mr. Bubble Recall: Over Six Million Sold

Funny story: Mr. Bubble Recall: Over Six Million Sold

(AP) New York, NY - Platex Infant Care Products made a shocking announcement early Friday morning. It had discovered that over 6 million bottles of the popular bubble-bath product Mr. Bubble contained deadly amounts of hydrochloric, sulfuric and or...

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Anna Nicole Smith Buried On Freeport Beach

Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Buried On Freeport Beach

(AP) Freeport, Bahamas - Anna Nicole Smith was finally laid to rest today on a secluded beach in Freeport. Her remains will remain where she apparently wanted them to…stay.

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eBay To Auction Michael Jackson's Old Nose

Funny story: eBay To Auction Michael Jackson's Old Nose

(AP) San Jose, CA - In an unprecedented announcement, eBay will, "auction off the 1975 version of Michael Jackson's nose," president and CEO Meg Whitman told reporters at a Thursday morning press conference. The nose, which made its final appearance...

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Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

(AP) Los Angeles, CA - Britney Spears, joining the ranks of gal pals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has checked herself into rehab. Spears could not be reached for comment this morning but her mother told reporters, "oops - sh...

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Christ Strikes Back - Calls Cameron An "F-in Liar"

Funny story: Christ Strikes Back - Calls Cameron An "F-in Liar"

(AP) Heaven - Jesus Christ has come forth to assure us all that he is in fact, in Heaven "chillin' wit my pops."...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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