Media promoted street vandal 'Banksy' has been revealed as being none other than one time kids TV presenter Tony Harte. 'I faked my stroke several years ago to get out of my TV commitments so that I could concentrate on defacing public property an...
Tina Fay, part-time Saturday Night Live Sarah Palein impersonator, has been revealed by news sources nobody has heard of this morning as being a gay porn actress and one time Dr. Seusse ghost-writer. Fay has appeared in literally an unconfirmed nu...
As a part of her 'fake' presidential campaign, Paris Hilten showed of her Pussy Flaps to the real presidential candidates earlier today in a media frenzy that has bored the world. Hilten, best known for going out, getting pissed and generally fuck...
Unfunny junkie Russell Brandy and complete tw*t Jonathan Woss will stand trial at The Hague for the Radio 2 prank calls they made to Faulty Towers extra Andrew Suchs. With the announcement by the Beeb this morning that they had referred the case t...
An innocent teenager was stabbed to death today in London who had absolutely no connection to anything whatsoever - especially not all those gangs he used to hang around with. Amacoontoo Mugsgranies from Crapsville, London was walking along the ro...
Over the hill fake space Captain James T Shatner today unleashed a torrent of abuse against his Star Truk co-star of too many years George Takeaway after the oriental sausage jockey told him to 'Stay the fu*k away' from his 'wedding' to long time bum...
It was revealed today that bored scientists were responsible for the death of of far right politician Jorg Haider. Frustrated that their big magnet experiment beneath the French-Swiss border had been halted prematurely earlier this year, they dec...
The UK government announced via the medium of dance today that they are going to introduce a 'cold standard' of treatment in London for heart attack patients. 'We've given up really' said Health Minister Lord Arid Carzi. "In London alone, a 5% c...
The world of light entertainment was shocked today by the announcement that veteran coffin dodger Brucie Forsite (80) was fit and well this morning and able to patronise amateur golfers at the Royal and Ancient St. Andrews pitch n' putt course for to...
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