White House chiefs were this evening attempting to underplay the arrest of President Bush, who was last night found eating a bowl of snots at a restaurant in the Bronx.
Tehran, Iran - (Loquacious Mess): President George Bush has been invited to speak at Tehran's Iranian University of Holocaust Studies in a reciprocal move following Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's address of Columbia University's School of Psychiat...
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Senator Larry Craig has been invited to the official inauguration ceremony of London Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 new building next March.
Troubled songstress Britney Spears has once again been caught on camera exposing her most intimate areas, single-handedly ruining her carefully orchestrated comeback once again.
Dubious fashion icon and Spice girl Victoria Beckham has become the latest member of the celebrity A-list to strip off for an anti-fur campaign.
Washington, D.C. - Finally getting what he asked for, bipartisanship, President Bush now stands ready to veto one of the few things the majority of Republicans and Democrats have come to agree upon and what the youngest and most venerable of our nati...
Just when you thought the presidential candidates couldn't possibly do or say anything else stupid ...
David Cameron was reportedly embarrassed after New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's "funny man" routine at the Tory party conference at Blackpool. The Mayor arrived in a jester's hat...
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was recently cited as proof that the CIA's overthrowing Iran's last democratically elected president in 1953 wasn't such a great idea after all.
London - (Suspicious Mess): A key terrorism suspect is on the run in Europe according to security officials who have roped in New Scotland Yard to help with the probe.
Santiago, Chile - (UnbelieveablyTacky Mess): In a deal brokered by their defence attorney Michael Caplan QC the McCanns' story is being touted in Chile where a TV soap production team headed by scriptwriter Pablo Illanes plans to broadcast it nex...
Barking, London - (Colossal Mess): Musician Ronnie Wood tells reporters about night he told George Harrison about his passionate three year fling with porn-again believer Cliff Richard:...
Mumbai, India - (ThirdReich Mess): And you thought the Nazis ended with Adolf Hitler's suicide in a Berlin bunker in 1945? Think again.
A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,
Ex Wham star and gay Greek poster boy, Giorgos Mikalos, has admitted at last that his marijuana smoking is becoming a problem. "I smoke shed loads" he told Kirsty Young on BBC's Deserted Iceland Discs.
After being made aware of human atrocities perpetrated in Rwanda, Paris Hilton has displayed a concern for the citizens of troubled Rwanda and has decided to do a good will tour of the war torn, disease infected, country. Paris believes that if she d...
Bubba Motors, Oklahoma City's largest Oldsmobile dealer, held the first annual "National Used Car Screening Day" on September 29th. Bubba Johnson, proprietor, put the event together after reading about National "Depression" Sc...
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