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Topics: Britney Spears

Sunday, 30 September 2007

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It's Back to the Trailerpark for K-Fed and Family

Troubled songstress Britney Spears has once again been caught on camera exposing her most intimate areas, single-handedly ruining her carefully orchestrated comeback once again.

Not satisfied with flashing her breasts, nipples, vagina and its contents in front of popping camera lenses all over the known world- Britney is now flashing her cash!

In the ultimate socially suicidal faux-pas Britney has instructed her latest solictors to start chucking cash into key areas of her life. Ex-husband Kevin Fed Her A Line has reportedly been offered a cool 4 million dollars to "disappear" and record companies 2 million to produce Britneys' next album. She has also paid MTV an unreported sum to "lose" the damning comeback video and I can personally report that paparazzi have been offered money to "lay off for a couple of months." Justin Timberlake was shocked to take a call from his ex offering cash for sex, as was his new girlfriend who received the same offer.

So far only Kevin Fed Her A Line is believed to have taken up Britney's offer.

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