Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Senator Larry Craig has been invited to the official inauguration ceremony of London Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 new building next March.
As Guest of Honor Craig will cut the ribbon in the VIP departure lounge men's room which has been named after him following his exploits in St Paul-Minnesota earlier this year.
The facility serves first class passengers bound for flights to Washington AC/DC and comes with some very high-spec extras.
Top of the bill are heat sensors that help determine the personal orientation of the adjoining cubicle's occupier.
And a high-tech telephone hotline link to personal injury/defamation/vice entrapment specialist lawyers guaranteed to arrive hot-foot within five minutes of a distress call being received from the washroom facilities.
"Soon all the VIP airport departure lounge men's rooms will be like this," a Heathrow official said today. "But we'll the first to cater to this specialist niche market for today's demanding high-fliers."