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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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A Knoxville, Tennessee is telling police there that he was raped last night by a prostitute on Kingston Pike.

"I never hardly ever get into town as we live on the edge of the Smoky Mountains...you heared of them I'm plum shore? Well, there I was just crossing the corner and then the corner and right when I got to my eighth street corner (Ain't no corners at home), this young-looking female got me by the arm and led me into an alley", stated Randy Fletcher to Knoxville police last night.

The police asked Fletcher did he not know that those street corners were where these ladies of the night hung out?

"Oh they hang out alright. Ain't much left to the imagination. Both at the top and behind the seat."

Fletcher then told the police that the young lady had drug him in the alley and shoved him down and 'had her lusty way with me'.

"The reason I'm reporting it this time is that she turned out to be at least 50 years old when her wig come off. Then she took all the money I had on me and kicked me in a bad place."

How much money had he lost?

"Awail, I bought some snuff earlier and besides the change, I figure at least six dollars."

That was when he was escorted from the police headquarters and sent back into his beat up old Chevy with another kick in another bad place.

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