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Tuesday, 18 February 2014

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Mick Jagger flying out to see his Rocky Mountain mansion Casa Cannabis.

ASPEN, Colorado - The leader of the Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger is all smiles as he has just finalised a deal to purchase a $4.9 million Rocky Mountain mansion in the Pot State of Colorado.

Jagger spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that he got a great deal on a fantastic place.

He revealed that the 8,213 square foot mansion once belonged to Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac.

The 70-year-old Jagger said that he can hardly wait to fly out to Aspen and start partying.

He pointed out that the mansion which he has named Casa Cannabis has a total of 8 bedrooms so there will be plenty of room for bandmates Keith (Richards), Charlie (Watts), Bill (Wyman), and Ron (Wood) and their wives and/or girlfriends.

SIDENOTE: Mick said that he received a phone call from Willie Nelson saying that he'd love to play at the Casa Cannabis Housewarming Party.

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