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Funny story: Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

ASPEN, Colorado - The leader of the Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger is all smiles as he has just finalised a deal to purchase a $4.9 million Rocky Mountain mansion in the Pot State of Colorado. Jagger spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...
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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee has just made an announcement regarding the XXII Winter Olympics closing ceremony. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has stated that the Rolling Stones will be performing at the closing ceremonie...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

BURBANK - Tonight Show host Jay Leno has said that he recently met with CNN executives about the possibilty of him hosting a brand new late night talk show. Jay told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that he is very excited about the possibility.
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Funny story: Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

LONDON - Mick Jagger, lead singer with The Rolling Stones recently spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine and hinted that the Rolling Stones are considering relocating to Colorado, the marijuana haven of the North American continent. Jagg...
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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Are Negotiating With Kanye West

The Rolling Stones Are Negotiating With Kanye West

NEW YORK CITY - A representative for the Rolling Stones recently met with Kanye West's business manager at New York's famed Trump Tower. The two met to discuss the British band acquiring the rights to Kanye's album titled Kanye West's Tribute To T...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger is said to be "horrified" after a small town in Alabama organized a "Burn Your Rolling Stones Albums" event last night in response to a request from the town's Mayor Buddy Horn, in response to what he believed...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones To Record An Album Together

Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones To Record An Album Together

NEW YORK CITY - The legendary 60's folk music icon Bob Dylan has just announced that he will be recording an album with legendary 60's rock and roll icon band The Rolling Stones. Dylan spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine and said...
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Funny story: Jon Bon Jovi Dispels The Rumors of Why Richie Sambora Left The Band

Jon Bon Jovi Dispels The Rumors of Why Richie Sambora Left The Band

NEW YORK CITY - There has been all kinds of speculation as to why long time Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has left the band. Band leader Jon Bon Jovi has tried to make it seem like it is a personal problem insinuating that perhaps Richie is de...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Updated Songs By The Rolling Stones

A List of 10 Updated Songs By The Rolling Stones

LONDON - The Rolling Stones have been rocking and rolling since 1962, and the elderly English lads show no signs of stopping or even tapering off. Lead singer Mick Jagger and lead guitarist Keith Richards are both 69. The band's drummer Charlie Wa...
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Funny story: Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

LONDON - The highly respected Christie's Music Memorabilia Auction was held recently and it brought in lots and lots of money. Madonna's conical bra, which was expected to sell for $3,140, ended up being sold for an astounding $51,971. It was r...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Drew Ryniewicz - The Opening Act For The Rolling Stones

X-Factor's Drew Ryniewicz - The Opening Act For The Rolling Stones

NEWARK, New Jersey - This year marks the 50th anniversary of The Rolling Stones who have been rocking and rolling since 1962. Sir Humphrey Baronfeister, a spokesperson for The 50 Years and Counting Tour stated that the geriatric band will only be...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones perform in Paris without wheelchairs!

Rolling Stones perform in Paris without wheelchairs!

The Rolling Stones have given a private gig in Paris and managed to get on stage without their zimmerframes and wheelchairs; "an amazing sight," many fans declared. Keith Richards, who was given a blood transfusion of pigs blood before the gig, ev...
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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Begin 5,000th Anniversary Tour

The Rolling Stones Begin 5,000th Anniversary Tour

London, England-- The Rolling Stones launched their 2012 tour today at Wembley Stadium marking 5000 years as a band. Mick and the other Stones admit to having at least 5000 years, but many historians--and even archaeologists-- believe they are much,...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Pink Floyd released an album called 'The Dark Side of the Moon'. The Waterboys sang about seeing the whole of the moon. Wonky faced convicted sex offender Jonathan King claimed that everyone had gone to the moon and it's widely believed that drumming...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Ecstatic About Her Upcoming Summer Concert Tour With The Rolling Stones

Miley Cyrus Ecstatic About Her Upcoming Summer Concert Tour With The Rolling Stones

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus was all smiles as she spoke with American Idol host and L.A. radio personality Ryan Seacrest. Cyrus was walking on air as she admitted to "Peaches" Seacrest that the word on the streets of LaLaLand is that she will be goi...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

In Parliament today, angry protestors pushed their way through security pulling a hose from a tanker truck filled with thousands of gallons of industrial silicone. The kind alledged to be in thousands of breast implants in thousands of women. The...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

London - On the heels of a meeting between Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones have announced plans for their 50th Anniversary World tour. The aging duo of Jagger and Richards met for several hours today plotting out how to best cel...
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Funny story: Anger as Famed Town Not Included In Rolling Stones Tour of USA

Anger as Famed Town Not Included In Rolling Stones Tour of USA

The residents of a small New Jersey town are today fuming after the town was omitted from a list of venues for the upcoming Rolling Stones tour of America. Scooterville (pop 246), a town famed for its wildlife park, Man from UNCLE Conventions, mu...
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