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Funny story: Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

From an Unknown Secret Location It was discovered today that many of the most evil people in the world have formed a super secret coalition in order to have a no-limit, no girls allowed, he-man poker game camp out. There were a few others not allo...
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Funny story: 'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

London - A court heard today how Mick Jagger accidentally ran his toboggan over Cliff Richard in Hyde Park one snowy winter's day before crashing head first into the Princess Diana Fountain. And then blamed his injuries on poor visibility and not...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger's 19th Nervous Breakdown revisited as cops probe L'Wren Scott 'suicide'

Mick Jagger's 19th Nervous Breakdown revisited as cops probe L'Wren Scott 'suicide'

Manhattan, NYC - Born in Utah as Luann Bambrough, the forty-something squeeze of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger towered over her rock star boyfriend and even succumbed to wearing 'flats' so as not to overshadow him in public. This morning she...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

ASPEN, Colorado - The leader of the Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger is all smiles as he has just finalised a deal to purchase a $4.9 million Rocky Mountain mansion in the Pot State of Colorado. Jagger spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...
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Funny story: Gene Simmons and Mick Jagger go on record to declare they are not gay

Gene Simmons and Mick Jagger go on record to declare they are not gay

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - KISS bassist Gene Simmons and Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger have gone on record to declare to the world that they are not gay and that they are proud heterosexuals. Simmons, who said he's slept with 4,897 women, and Jagge...
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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee has just made an announcement regarding the XXII Winter Olympics closing ceremony. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has stated that the Rolling Stones will be performing at the closing ceremonie...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

LONDON - Mick Jagger, lead singer with The Rolling Stones recently spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine and hinted that the Rolling Stones are considering relocating to Colorado, the marijuana haven of the North American continent. Jagg...
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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Are Negotiating With Kanye West

The Rolling Stones Are Negotiating With Kanye West

NEW YORK CITY - A representative for the Rolling Stones recently met with Kanye West's business manager at New York's famed Trump Tower. The two met to discuss the British band acquiring the rights to Kanye's album titled Kanye West's Tribute To T...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones To Record An Album Together

Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones To Record An Album Together

NEW YORK CITY - The legendary 60's folk music icon Bob Dylan has just announced that he will be recording an album with legendary 60's rock and roll icon band The Rolling Stones. Dylan spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine and said...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

DETROIT - Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about. While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Updated Songs By The Rolling Stones

A List of 10 Updated Songs By The Rolling Stones

LONDON - The Rolling Stones have been rocking and rolling since 1962, and the elderly English lads show no signs of stopping or even tapering off. Lead singer Mick Jagger and lead guitarist Keith Richards are both 69. The band's drummer Charlie Wa...
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Funny story: Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

LONDON - The highly respected Christie's Music Memorabilia Auction was held recently and it brought in lots and lots of money. Madonna's conical bra, which was expected to sell for $3,140, ended up being sold for an astounding $51,971. It was r...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Drew Ryniewicz - The Opening Act For The Rolling Stones

X-Factor's Drew Ryniewicz - The Opening Act For The Rolling Stones

NEWARK, New Jersey - This year marks the 50th anniversary of The Rolling Stones who have been rocking and rolling since 1962. Sir Humphrey Baronfeister, a spokesperson for The 50 Years and Counting Tour stated that the geriatric band will only be...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012

Liverpool boss could sell Daniel Agger to Manchester City. (BBC Sport) If they sell Agger, where will they get their defensive swagger? And who will move like Mick Jagger? Team USA win the Olympic Womens Football Gold Medal, gaining revenge on Japan who beat them in last years World Cup Final. People said Team USA had no hope against Japan, but of course they had Hope Solo (not Hans Solo)...
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Funny story: Electric Pineapple Launches 50th Anniversary Tour Part 1

Electric Pineapple Launches 50th Anniversary Tour Part 1

March marks the beginning of Electric Pineapple's 50th Anniversary Tour. While Day 1 I was waiting for the lads on the tarmac at Heathrow South. The 50th anniversary tour was on. We had waited...50 years for this moment and here I stood with our equipment, waiting for it to be loaded onto the charter for our flight to America. Much like the Beatles must have felt, I thought to myself. I...
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Funny story: Nicole Scherzinger, Former Judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor Seen Cuddling With American Idol's Steven Tyler

Nicole Scherzinger, Former Judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor Seen Cuddling With American Idol's Steven Tyler

LA BREA - The La Brea Tar Pits are the most famous tar pits in the entire world and they were recently the backdrop for a visit from former X-Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger and current American Idol judge Steven Tyler. The couple was spotted at t...
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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Begin 5,000th Anniversary Tour

The Rolling Stones Begin 5,000th Anniversary Tour

London, England-- The Rolling Stones launched their 2012 tour today at Wembley Stadium marking 5000 years as a band. Mick and the other Stones admit to having at least 5000 years, but many historians--and even archaeologists-- believe they are much,...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Pink Floyd released an album called 'The Dark Side of the Moon'. The Waterboys sang about seeing the whole of the moon. Wonky faced convicted sex offender Jonathan King claimed that everyone had gone to the moon and it's widely believed that drumming...
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