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Funny story: 64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

According to a recent study by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, 64% of the state's cannabis users can't remember where they put their pot. 30 people, who admitted to recreational marijuana use at least once day, were anal...
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Funny story: Governor Chickencooper's 'Right To Fry' bill gets the nod

Governor Chickencooper's 'Right To Fry' bill gets the nod

Fought Collins, Colorado - Experimental execution drugs for Death Row inmates have been approved by the State's legislature. Colorado's Governor John Hickenlooper said this morning he'd been moved by harrowing testimony describing inmates' unconv...
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Funny story: Colorado Springs Marijuana Radio hosts 'Rainy Day Women #12 & 35' Mothers Day

Colorado Springs Marijuana Radio hosts 'Rainy Day Women #12 & 35' Mothers Day

Colorado - A local radio station will be playing non-stop pot-themed music Sunday to mark the marijuana state's Mothers Day celebrations kicking off with the Bob Dylan classic Everybody Must Get Stoned. DJ Ricky Reefer plans a topical lineup of fa...
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Funny story: Legal Video Game Sales in Colorado Bring In $2M

Legal Video Game Sales in Colorado Bring In $2M

Video games went on legal sale for the first time this January in Denver. The state has disclosed that within the first month, it made $2 million in tax revenue from video game sales. "I was one of those people in line to buy their video games on...
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Funny story: Boulder Man Found Not Guilty With Defense of "I Forgot"

Boulder Man Found Not Guilty With Defense of "I Forgot"

Boulder, CO - The jury for a misdemeanor case before the 20th District Boulder County circuit court has found a Boulder man not guilty based on his defense of "I forgot." Eric Lewellen of Boulder was arrested on April 19th after a Boulder police...
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Funny story: Denver 4/20 Pot Festival releases more green house gasses than entire Colorado fracking industry

Denver 4/20 Pot Festival releases more green house gasses than entire Colorado fracking industry

Denver, Colorado - An estimated half a million happy puffers at Denver's first entirely legit 4/20 marijuana festival were accused of wanton destruction of the earth's ozone layer today. World Fracking Council inspectors on a comparison exercise m...
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Funny story: A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

Durango, Colorado - CNN reports that Rayburn and Gertrude Frycurtain of Durango have just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. The happy couple was married back on April 17, 1934 in their hometown of Durango. The Frycurtains were taken to...
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Funny story: Colorado Has Some Way Huge Mountains According To Recent Tourists

Colorado Has Some Way Huge Mountains According To Recent Tourists

Boulder Colorado (High Times) - According to Colorado's Department of Tourism, Colorado is quickly becoming known as the state with way huge mountains. The Department has set up booths at rest stops on interstate highways leaving Colorado. The...
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Funny story: Colorado Gladly Welcomes All Of The Buffaloes That Are Stampeding Out of Yellowstone

Colorado Gladly Welcomes All Of The Buffaloes That Are Stampeding Out of Yellowstone

DENVER - The governor of Colorado John Hickenlooper is thrilled at the fact that his state has just seen a tremendous increase in the bison population. Hundreds of Yellowstone National Park buffaloes have been stampeding south (into Colorado) due...
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Funny story: The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

TOPEKA, Kansas - After the governor of Kansas received several petitions asking that marijuana be legalized in the state he decided to put the matter into the hands of the Kansas Senate. State Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita], staunchly opp...
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Funny story: Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - Passengers who have recently flown on Happy Joy Airlines report that they have never ever flown on a more fun-filled airline. One passenger, who flys over 2 million miles a year, said that there isn't an airline in America who ca...
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Funny story: The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

DENVER - Ever since January 1, 2014, when Governor John Hickenlooper signed the Marijuana Bill which allows anyone in Colorado the right to buy and use pot, the state has become one gigantic happy place. Everywhere one travels within the state the...
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Funny story: 'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

VAIL, Colorado - Sarah Palin has stated that she plans to fly to Denver to ask the citizens of Colorado to consider putting an end to this idea of buying and using marijuana like they're buying M&M's or Twizzlers. "Snowflake" Palin has met wit...
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Funny story: The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

BOULDER - It is no secret that since January 1, 2014, when the Marijuana Law went into effect in Colorado the state has seen a tremendous increase in happy people. When Governor John Hickenlooper signed the bill making it legal to buy and use pot...
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Funny story: A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

DENVER - One of the most popular state senators in Colorado, Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just announced that he is now the proud owner of a marijuana shop. The senator has just purchased The Weedeaters Weed Shop from its owner had to m...
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Funny story: Colorado Girl Scouts Hold Huge Protest Rally Outside of Marijuana Dispensary

Colorado Girl Scouts Hold Huge Protest Rally Outside of Marijuana Dispensary

Denver, CO As the Colorado Girl Scouts of America organization announced a ban on selling cookies outside of marijuana dispensaries, thousands of Girl Scouts around the nation showed up in Denver to protest. They gathered in the area outside of the l...
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Funny story: Colorado Governor Chickencooper hails pollution-busting scheme

Colorado Governor Chickencooper hails pollution-busting scheme

Denver, Colorado - "The atmosphere here in the Highest State has significantly improved since we banned toxic nocturnal emissions," the Colorado Governor said today, "many of which were contributing to the uh, glow ball warming effect." Hickenloop...
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Funny story: Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

DENVER - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, not to be confused with The Colorado State Department of Cannabis, has just issued a news release. CSCC director Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan said that a Pot Testing Committee (PTC) tested over 87 dif...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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