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Funny story:  Colorado Gladly Welcomes All Of The Buffaloes That Are Stampeding Out of Yellowstone

Colorado Gladly Welcomes All Of The Buffaloes That Are Stampeding Out of Yellowstone

DENVER - The governor of Colorado John Hickenlooper is thrilled at the fact that his state has just seen a tremendous increase in the bison population. Hundreds of Yellowstone National Park buffaloes have been stampeding south (into Colorado) due...
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Funny story:  The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

TOPEKA, Kansas - After the governor of Kansas received several petitions asking that marijuana be legalized in the state he decided to put the matter into the hands of the Kansas Senate. State Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita], staunchly opp...
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Funny story:  Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - Passengers who have recently flown on Happy Joy Airlines report that they have never ever flown on a more fun-filled airline. One passenger, who flys over 2 million miles a year, said that there isn't an airline in America who ca...
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Funny story:  The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

DENVER - Ever since January 1, 2014, when Governor John Hickenlooper signed the Marijuana Bill which allows anyone in Colorado the right to buy and use pot, the state has become one gigantic happy place. Everywhere one travels within the state the...
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Funny story:  'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

VAIL, Colorado - Sarah Palin has stated that she plans to fly to Denver to ask the citizens of Colorado to consider putting an end to this idea of buying and using marijuana like they're buying M&M's or Twizzlers. "Snowflake" Palin has met wit...
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Funny story:  The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

BOULDER - It is no secret that since January 1, 2014, when the Marijuana Law went into effect in Colorado the state has seen a tremendous increase in happy people. When Governor John Hickenlooper signed the bill making it legal to buy and use pot...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

DENVER - One of the most popular state senators in Colorado, Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just announced that he is now the proud owner of a marijuana shop. The senator has just purchased The Weedeaters Weed Shop from its owner had to m...
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Funny story:  Colorado Girl Scouts Hold Huge Protest Rally Outside of Marijuana Dispensary

Colorado Girl Scouts Hold Huge Protest Rally Outside of Marijuana Dispensary

Denver, CO As the Colorado Girl Scouts of America organization announced a ban on selling cookies outside of marijuana dispensaries, thousands of Girl Scouts around the nation showed up in Denver to protest. They gathered in the area outside of the l...
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Funny story:  Colorado Governor Chickencooper hails pollution-busting scheme

Colorado Governor Chickencooper hails pollution-busting scheme

Denver, Colorado - "The atmosphere here in the Highest State has significantly improved since we banned toxic nocturnal emissions," the Colorado Governor said today, "many of which were contributing to the uh, glow ball warming effect." Hickenloop...
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Funny story:  Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

DENVER - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, not to be confused with The Colorado State Department of Cannabis, has just issued a news release. CSCC director Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan said that a Pot Testing Committee (PTC) tested over 87 dif...
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Funny story:  The Colorado State Department of Cannabis Has Increased Its Staff By 600 Percent

The Colorado State Department of Cannabis Has Increased Its Staff By 600 Percent

DENVER - The governor of the state of Colorado John "Happy" Hickenlooper has said that making the purchase and use of pot legal is the best thing that has ever happened in The Rocky Mountain State. The governor, who is always smiling, said that th...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber endorsement for Denver's handy new pot skin patches

Justin Bieber endorsement for Denver's handy new pot skin patches

Denver, Colorado - Cannabis-laced skin patches aimed at the No Smoking In Public celeb market have gone on sale at Denver's Devilish Weed Emporium. A Justin Bieber smiley appears on the wrappers around each 1-gram patch, said to guarantee a 60 mi...
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Funny story:  Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

LONDON, ENGLAND - Gordon Ramsay, who has been awarded 15 Michelin Stars, has plans to hold a celery cook-off in July in Arvada, Colorado, the Celery Capital of the World. According to Ramsay, "Any chef can hold their own in a chowder cook-off or a...
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Funny story:  Top 10 Favorite Après Pot Snacks On Sale In Denver, Colorado

Top 10 Favorite Après Pot Snacks On Sale In Denver, Colorado

A secondary market in home made candy has gone stratospheric in Colorado's pot production capital. Here are the top 10 best selling snacks on sale this morning at a Girl Guides stall outside the Denver Municipal Marijuana Dispensary at 1999 Bong Street, all priced under a dollar a munch: 1. Double chocolate fudge brownie with roasted pistachio crust 2. Polish-style baked lemon cheesecak...
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Funny story:  "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

"Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

DENVER, COLORADO - The Best in the West Business Bureau (BIWBB) of Colorado has announced a new campaign to give start-up pot related businesses a boost. Called the "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign", the BIWBB hopes to draw customers to new businesse...
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Funny story:  Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Washington - Lobbying groups close to Governor John Wright Chickencooper - uh, Hickenlooper! - Jr have petitioned President Obama to relocate the White House Governors Dinner to Colorado's Garden of the Gods next year following an economic miracle...
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Funny story:  Massive Tunnels Found Under Wyoming Border Fence by the B.H.C.

Massive Tunnels Found Under Wyoming Border Fence by the B.H.C.

CHEYENNE, WYOMING - Smiling with satisfaction that the newly established B.H.C. (Basset Hound Corp) is doing its job, Wyoming Governor Matt Mead announced today that several massive tunnels, large enough for humans to walk through, have been found du...
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Funny story:  Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

VAIL, Colorado - The citizens of the Colorado town of Vail are thrilled with the rise in tourism that has occurred due to the legalization of marijuana. In fact, the town has decided that to honor the fabulous cash crop it will be erecting a 200 p...
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