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Saturday, 29 January 2011

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Red alert on the Canynge Road apartment block recycling bin

Bristol - (Bin Bags): The body-in-a-suitcase theory was losing ground this weekend as Jo Yeates forensic sleuths admitted impounding a recycling smart bin.

Layout pics of the Canynge Road apartment block communal areas show a waste container storage area close to Vincent Tabak's front door.

The Dutchman shared his garden flat with blond American girlfriend Tanja Morston, who has not been named a suspect in the murder probe.

But does that mean Tabak is protecting someone - possibly an unwitting accomplice - to take the whole rap in the Jo Yeates case?

"The flip-top lid means Jo's body could have easily been slipped inside the standard 240-litre dumpster," police sources said today, "before being recycled into the boot of a parked car."

Manufacturers' specifications claim the EU Standard EN840-compliant mobile trash cans are easily manipulated by even moderately strong women.

Bar-coded models from the so-called Smart Edition also record any items tagged with sell-by date stickers.

Cryptographers are now working on the bin's microchip component to locate a trace of Jo's missing pizza packaging.

Jo neighbor and landlord Christopher Jefferies is still on bail.

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