A UK man who was caught having sex with a horse after being filmed on CCTV has admitted he made a "huge" mistake because he tried to gallop away, then he was caught and then he admitted, "mounting horsies is not for faint hearts and mini-dicks?"
It wasn't just the perverse act of him 'saddling' horsies that caused the problem, it was just the fact that he didn't even know which horse, male or female, he had "mounted" and he didn't even care!
Now we've had to swallow gay liberation, lesbian antics, Elton John adopting babies, George Michael going voluntarily into prison, even Boy George, but now we also have to accept the fact that "horse shaggers" can also be "gay" too!
Global sheep-shaggers insist on not knowing either as they are constantly "pulling the wool" over our eyes too, especially at night?
Horse-shaggers can't make the same excuses because horsies don't have any wool hanging over their private parts; Male studs let it all hang out "big time" and fillies don't have anything hanging anyway!
So may this equestrian pervert who fancies a filly or two have the last word before they hopefully lock him up amongst a flock of man-eating boars:
"Hee Haw, I wished I'd fucked a donkey then nobody would have even bothered!"