Binge-Drinking Banned In Worldwide Legal Move

Binge-drinking has been banned in a concerted move by the worlds governments today. In a shock announcement made by the Prime Minister it was revealed that Binge will no longer be available for sale.

Instead the government recommends vodka, whiskey, gin, Malibu, Tia Maria and any other taxable alcoholic drinks should be consumed as an alternative. Tobacco is also perfectly acceptable.

In the U.K all Binge is to be withdrawn from sale and handed in, following a national Binge amnesty. it will then be washed away in a controlled extermination performed by the nations Salvation Army.

Anyone caught concealing Binge or trying to sell it on the Black Market will be caught, minced and reprocessed as a sustainable edible food in attractive metallic packaging. This will also be taxable.

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