Friday, 9 March 2007
Many people may not know that meat has a sex life let alone reproduces. However, this has been confirmed, as the EU are now looking at cloned meat.
Cloning a lamb chop, a steak or a hot dog may seem disturbing but the idea of two beef sausages 'getting it on' could turn even the most red-blooded carnivore to salad.
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