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Monday, 24 January 2011

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Ozzy Osbourne (Left) and his wife Sharon (Right) shown at the recent White House state dinner honoring Derek Hough.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Sharon Osbourne wife of rock and roll's 'Prince of Darkness' Ozzy Osbourne was asked by TV ClickerWorld's Grandiosa Littlehampton what she thought about Piers Morgan's new talk show Piers Morgan Tonight.

Sharon who is not shy when it comes to using off-color language replied that she cannot stand the show. When asked to comment Osbourne said, "Well for one damn thing da show is not live it's taped. Hell if I want ta see an effen damn taped show I'll watch that lesbianite Ellen DeGeneres or that big old woman who has more money than Denmark, Pakistan, and Mexico all put together Opera Wintry."

The British born Osbourne was asked what brought her to West Hollywood, "Me bloody, blithering, bloomin Rolls Royce you wazoo wipe! dats what brung me to West Hollywood."

Sharon had come to West Holly, as the locals call it, to bring husband Ozzy to see a mouth doctor to see if he could do something about the fact that outside of Sharon and daughter Kelly nobody can understand a friggin word the lost-in-space dude says.

Mrs. Osbourne pointed out that she thinks that it may have something to do with the fact that eight years ago Ozzy accidentally hurt his throat while trying to give himself a tonsillectomy.

When asked if she has spoken to Morgan about his show she said, "Hell yes, I 'ave and I told da blimey limey dat if he duzz'nt want ta end up gettin his ass cancelled he better do two things.

One, he better go live like Larry King and two he better get some better guests who da viewers actually care aboot (about), because ta be effeningly perfectly honest I do feel dat everyone has just aboot had their fill of dat rich woman.

I mean what else could she possibly say dat we 'aven't already heard a doozen (dozen) times already. Okay, da broad ain't gonna marry Stedman (Graham). And it's not because he's gay, which he ain't.

She is not involved in a lesbianite affair wiff dat Whitney Houston lookalike Gayle "The Queen" King. She is not gonna ever again go on a diet and try ta lose at least 75 pounds.

And she does not care if Ricky Gervais, Mel Gibson, and Ann Coulter 'ave all referred ta her as da black Kirstie Alley but wiff about two billion dollars more."

Sharon, has just written a book about her life with Ozzy. It is entitled "Me Luvly Life Wiff Da Effen Hard To Understand British Chap Ozzy Osbourne."

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