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Sunday, 31 October 2010

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James Hewitt preparing for his hot date.

According to 'sources', there is nothing James Hewitt likes more these days than to sit down on a Saturday evening and dribble at the television when Cheryl Cole is on. A close friend of Hewitt's revealed he has sent a number of emails to Cheryl's management team in an attempt to arrange a 'chat'.

X-Factor producers have agreed to Hewitt's request and he is set to visit Fountain Studios, where the show is 'staged', to meet the team and say 'hello' to his favourite judge.

Hewitt, who opened The Polo House bar in the fashionable Golden Mile of Marbella in 2009, was so excited by Cheryl's admission on Piers Morgan's show last week, that she finds it difficult to meet men, that he nearly messed himself at the realisation that he could be in with a shot with the Geordie song bird. 'I can't understand a damn word she says' admitted the ex army, toffee-nosed officer 'But that wont matter, if you get my drift, WOOF!'

Apparently he isn't the only 'red blooded male' who has shown some interest in the X-Factor judge, Prince Harry is also said to be interested too, although Cheryl has already admitted that she doesn't do gingers.

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