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Thursday, 28 October 2010

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Dannii Minogue's claims that she is just a punchbag on the X Factor have been rubbished by a British expert.

Dannii made the claim yesterday at the launch of a fashion range at a posh London store.

She told reporters: "This series is the most intense thing I have ever done.

"I'm the punchbag in the show... but I'm fine about it because I'm definitely going to win this year."

But boxing trainer, Jock Literal, was quick to rubbish Dannii's claims.

He said: "I've been in the boxing game since I was a kid and I've seen the insides of hundreds of gyms.

"I can definitely say that Dannii Minogue is no punchbag. They are usually a tatty brown colour, made of leather and hung from a ceiling.

"You can say what you like about Ms Minogue, but she doesn't fit that description. Certainly not in my book - in fact, I'd say she's quite bonny for a Digger, and I've been in this game a long time.

"I've seen 'em come and go, you know. I've seen the greats - seen 'em rise and seen 'em fall. It's always...."

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