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Saturday, 30 October 2010

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Cher sitting by herself and wondering why it is that she was booed at the Tinie Tempah concert.

LONDON - The 17-year-old X-Factor student Cher Lloyd, from Malvern, Worcestershire, has stated that getting booed at the Tinie Tempah concert was not only shocking, but disgusting, horrendous, and bordering on lunaticesque.

She stated that it has really hurt her sexual ego. Lloyd noted that as soon as her name was announced she began hearing a slight rumbling that soon crescendoed into full blown boos.

She said at first she thought that the crowd was shouting out "Who?" but she looked at the mouth of a girl who was sitting a few feet away from her and the word coming out of her mouth was most certainly "Boo."

Cher said that she instantly went and hid in the back of the balcony where she was quickly consoled by rapper Chipmunk, hip hopper Squirrel, and jive dancer Woodchuck.

Woodchuck, who actually dated Lloyd when both were 13 told her not to worry because the crowd was merely drunk and that the way they were feeling they would have booed Queen Elizabeth, David Frost, Santa Claus, Sir Paul McCartney, and even Chicharito.

Cher asked "Who is Chicharito." When she was told that he is the footballer from Mexico who plays for Manchester United she replied "Oh, that Chicharito."

Squirrel the hip hopper gave Cher a plate of crumpets along with a glass of tea and Woodchuck the jive dancer gave her a kiss and told her to relax, but Lloyd pointed out that the kiss did not work worth a damn.

SIDENOTE: Cher reportedly called up her mum (mom) and told her to come and pick her up because she was afraid that due to the stress of being booed she was afraid that her throat infection could flair up again.

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