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Friday, 29 October 2010

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It Isn't Very Big Is It? I Know I've Got Big Hands, But...It Is A Tiny Todger

Hollywood - Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momsen unleashed yet another foul mouthed tirade at reporters and paparazzi here today when she was asked to confirm or deny the existence of an XXX rated DVD featuring her and Katie Waissel off the X-Factor having a jiggy moment and experimenting with various 'devices.'

"Where do you guys get this sh*t from?" she was apparently heard to say. "This is just f*ckin' nuts! Who the blinking bloody f*ck is Katie Washboard anyway? I ain't never heard of the b*tch!"

17 year old Taylor is a controversial figure in the music business, who it is reported will admit to almost anything, providing it gets internet hits. She has admitted carrying a shank and possessing an outsized vibrator, but she isn't admitting to any lesbian bean flicking fest with Katie Waissel.

"That didn't happen," a source close to Taylor's crotch told us. "There was no lesbo DVD. Sure, Taylor's a fame junkie, but she would never stoop as low as associating herself with a crock of crap such as the X-Factor. That would just destroy her credibility, and the chick isn't an idiot. This is clearly all just a Skoob Entertainment News invention. You people make me sick - the next thing is that you'll be publishing photoshopped fakes of Taylor sucking Wagner's cock. But, if you wanna make a deal..."

At which point our reporter made his excuses and left.

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