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Friday, 29 October 2010

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Sheen has reportedly said that he has never come across a can of beer that he did not like.

HOLLYWOOD - The latest in a long, long, long line of Charlie Sheen hookers has agreed to make a guest appearance on his hit comedy show Two And A Half Men.

An executive with the sit com said that Sheen convinced Christina Walsh, aka Capri Anderson, aka Alex Capri, aka Capricorn Pelosi to drop her assault charges in lieu of appearing on the show which is set in Malibu Beach.

Walsh, who is a self-described 'damn good porn star' stated that she has appeared in some highly respected porn movies including Big Bust Cougars, Big Ass Bitches, and the coveted Diamond Dildo Award winning Big Bikini Taco Twats.

The porn star reportedly told NYPD officers that what started off as a simple guy/hooker date suddenly escalated when Sheen began drinking way too much Corona Beer.

Walsh said that he asked her do some kinky things that even she has never even heard of before much less participated in.

She said that at that point Sheen requested that she return his $2,000 service fee. She immediately told him that she does not give refunds and he lunged at her with a TV remote.

Walsh ran and hid in the bathroom of the $1,000 a night posh Plaza Hotel suite.

After yelling at the top of her pornographic lungs for about seven minutes hotel security finally heard Ms. Walsh and broke into the room where they found Sheen passed out on the floor naked as a jaybird and holding a bottle of Corona Beer in each hand.

In a related story. In her appearance on Two and A Half Men Christina will portray a lesbian hooker who hits on Charlie Harper's oversized maid Berta, played by the oversized actress Conchata Ferrell.

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