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Tuesday, 26 October 2010

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Seems like actor Charlie Sheen can't go anywhere without somebody stealing from him.

After two different occasions of having the police in saying someone had stolen his car, this time it was a hotel manager that called the police after customers in rooms next to Sheen called the manager after hearing crashes and screaming in the room and then seeing Sheen running nude up and down the halls yelling that some woman had robbed him.

Police report that Sheen had evidently been out drinking after having a visit with his ex-wife, Denise Richards and their two daughters in another room.

The downstairs desk personnel reported that Sheen had came in with a woman and they had went upstairs together with the lady helping him to the elevator.

Sheen told police that he had dropped off to sleep and came to with his wallet missing and that it put him into a rage.

"Some rage", a source told us. "He was still naked until police told him to put a robe or something on. I heard the manager that Sheen was going to have to pay for all the damage in the room."

The source stated that they finally got Sheen dressed and taken to the hospital as "he seemed to have stepped on some glass."

Police now say that Sheen's former wife, Denise Richards, came to the hospital to see if Sheen was OK and to bring him his billfold he had left in her room after giving the girls some money.

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