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Thursday, 23 April 2009

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Doohan Is Listening!

Unlikely internet celebrity Susan Boyle has received a warm-heartedmessage of support from the star she would most like to emulate - Elaine Paige.

"I was completely bowled over", states Paige. "I mean, LOOK at her!"

Susan Boyle has become an overnight internet sensation

Writing on her website after Miss Boyle's sensational appearance on ITV's Britain's Got Talent, the singer said her performance had "captured the hearts of everyone who saw it" - including her own. "It's like the silk purse/sow's ear thing."

Miss Boyle a 47-year-old unmarried church volunteer from Scotland, has won a legion of fans around the world after her rendition of I Dreamed A Dream from the musical Les Miserables was circulated on the internet.

Appearing on the TV talent show last week, she told sceptical judges she dreamed of becoming as successful as Elaine Paige.

As the judges smothered their laughter, the voice came out and the mouths dropped. And as she continued to sing, the judges' doubt turned to delight as she produced a pure voice and a near perfect performance.

"That's like a dream come true, that is, Ms. Paige saying that", stated Susan on her website.

Others made statements like:

Amy W: Who the shit is that old bag you *****. Get outa my bathroom & leave me alone.

Britney: Kinda busy, I'll getback to you later.

Ozzy: Thought I'd overdone it at last & was listening to an angel, until I opened me eyes and saw it was no angel.

Miley: Oh goody goody goody for her. Is she on the face replacement list?

Lilo: Yes she was wonderful. They must have played that song performance at all eigtht parties I was at last night!"

James Doonan's Ashes: Give it all ya got, girl. Show 'em tha Scots are tha best! Yore ashes weel allays be welcome weth meen own.

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