Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Illusnist'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Children are such sniveling little brats. One of these years, I'm buying the toys from China, and making sure they use paint with lead in it. Can you...
I cannot lie to you diary, and there are some secrets that not even Mrs. Claus can ever know. Like the time none of the kids in East L.A. got gifts fo...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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