Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Illusnist'.


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January 2009


Friday 23 January 099

Children are such sniveling little brats. One of these years, I'm buying the toys from China, and making sure they use paint with lead in it. Can you...

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Thursday 22 January 099

I cannot lie to you diary, and there are some secrets that not even Mrs. Claus can ever know. Like the time none of the kids in East L.A. got gifts fo...

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