Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
"'Tis the season. All these fake Santa Claus characters all over the world dressed up like me. Little do they know that I'm a skinny, 6-foot-9 Kenyan.
Ho Ho Ho I am a spy because I see you when you are sleeping and I know when you are awake. I am also a criminal because I cross borders without...
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