Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2011

Friday 02 December 1111

Don't really feel like doing Christmas this year. All that gift wrapping, sorting it into countries of destination and then flying over the planet del...

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November 2011

Monday 14 November 1111

All I'm asking for is the weekend of 24th and 25th December off and Im refused saying they can't get cover! Well look after four hundred years and del...

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March 2011

Thursday 03 March 1111

Fuck, 44 weeks'til the big day. Don't know what the freak I'm going to do this time 'round. May be get the elves to make fuckin' paper planes or somet...

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February 2011

Tuesday 22 February 1111

Tuesday, 22 February 2011 - Dearest diary, the toy shop is vacant now, and it's a major bummer. Since the elves went on strike as of midnight this mo...

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January 2011

Saturday 22 January 1111

Dear Diary, Today , I go on my well deserved New Year's Break . I only have 11 short months until me and my extremely helpful elves get back to w...

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