Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2010
Saturday 18 December 10
With all this snow around you would think I would be jumping up and down with glee. Unfortunately it's that UP that is a problem. I've been grounde...
November 2010
Monday 08 November 10
Diary, With nearly six weeks until I make another set of bloody rounds across the whole bloody world (but clock up about 50 million air miles with...
Friday 05 November 10
I don't know if I can really afford Christmas this year. The reindeers are looking pretty tired now, and you don't get many miles to the carrot these...
Friday 05 November 10
Dear Diary, Today, it seems like an ordinary day. Making the naughty and nice lists for Christmas, bossing the elves around, eating cookies and drink...
July 2010
Monday 19 July 10
I'm coming down your Chimney on Sunday July 25th if you behave yourself, and you will get lots and lots of presents, afterall I am a Trillionaire and...
Friday 02 July 10
I am worth $900 Trillion Dollars, that is cause I manage to rake in money from all those people who have to pay me to be able to have Christmas, plus...
June 2010
Wednesday 16 June 10
Shouldn't have eaten venison...............
April 2010
Monday 05 April 10
Thank you god. Those damn letters finally stopped coming. I don't get it, why do they expect ME to bring them presents. Those little brats all the...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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