Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2007

Sunday 23 December 077

I really can't be arsed with Christmas this year. I will give it a rest until 2009.

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Saturday 15 December 077

Received a letter from Al Gore. This year he wants a 6 litre Mercedes and a Jetstream.

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Sunday 02 December 077

Only three weeks to go, and then I have to do some work............... Bah, humbug.

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October 2007

Tuesday 09 October 077

October 9th - Cards now in high street stores in Tottenham. Anyone would think that it is very nearly Christmas. Bah, humbug.

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August 2007

Sunday 12 August 077

August 12 - I wish I had other things to do. I can't even go on holiday, everybody knows me, and do you really think I would look good...

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Monday 06 August 077

Dear Diary, the elves are getting restless. Last night some of them broke into the liquor cabinet and opened a couple of bottles of absinthe.

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July 2007

Tuesday 17 July 077

Dear Diary, It's been another successful Christmas! I still didn't go to North Korea though, because last time they tried to shoot...

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Thursday 12 July 077

Dear Fucking Diary,...

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