Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2007
Sunday 23 December 07
I really can't be arsed with Christmas this year. I will give it a rest until 2009.
Saturday 15 December 07
Received a letter from Al Gore. This year he wants a 6 litre Mercedes and a Jetstream.
Sunday 02 December 07
Only three weeks to go, and then I have to do some work............... Bah, humbug.
October 2007
Tuesday 09 October 07
October 9th - Cards now in high street stores in Tottenham. Anyone would think that it is very nearly Christmas. Bah, humbug.
August 2007
Sunday 12 August 07
August 12 - I wish I had other things to do. I can't even go on holiday, everybody knows me, and do you really think I would look good...
Monday 06 August 07
Dear Diary, the elves are getting restless. Last night some of them broke into the liquor cabinet and opened a couple of bottles of absinthe.
Dear Diary,
It's been another successful Christmas! I still didn't go to North Korea though, because last time they tried to shoot... Dear Fucking Diary,...July 2007
Tuesday 17 July 07
Thursday 12 July 07
Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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