Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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March 2009


Wednesday 11 March 099

Ah crap. I got the sugars. Guess I'll switch to aspartame. It works for all the kids I poisoned last year. That's right. I can't do this...

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February 2009


Monday 02 February 099

So same old, same old. I got very close today. The pistol was right in my mouth, safety off, ready to go. The the phone rang, wrong number.

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January 2009


Friday 30 January 099

bak 2 sh-tty xmas twice again. the sh-tty elves p-ssed on me i had 2 give em a shower n change their nappy. the machines wer experiencing a malfunc...

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Friday 23 January 099

Children are such sniveling little brats. One of these years, I'm buying the toys from China, and making sure they use paint with lead in it. Can you...

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Thursday 22 January 099

I cannot lie to you diary, and there are some secrets that not even Mrs. Claus can ever know. Like the time none of the kids in East L.A. got gifts fo...

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Saturday 03 January 099

New Year's was yesterday and inventory is now finished for the year and it is time for my vacation. This really sucks. No one goes on vacation aft...

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